A Gala Affair can be yours and this plan will knock you off your feet,
So sit down Mr. Hero Hunter or is it Mr. Hunter Hero.
First of all Congradulations on your new head, surgically implanted over your own, your powers of intuition, caring and sharing and the over turning of matriarchal societies is just what this world needs, So Wake Up. No not you,but the elephant you shot . How clever. I heard they bleed less if they are awake and standing, and certainly easier to hoist. And it is so heroic that you also have the trophied head of the poacher, Atta’ Boy.
You must have read this in Great Chefs Around the World but please send the carcass home quickly as it is the only way to make Desert Elephant Pudding for Desert, served in the elephant’s own feet.
Entertainment after admiring the trophy head , a singular gift from Walmart ‘s. Painted elephants will parade through the hall and painted voluptuous nubian woman will dance behind them and scoop up the shit, placed in painted plastic bags, for only the luckiest of guests.